Arfar's Place
Who am I?
Hi there I'm Arfar and this is my super cool site.
I'm a fun kind of guy. I like doing crazy things. So many people come ask me "Arfar how you get so crazy man"? I tell them it would be hard for you. Here is a picture I gone and done when I was on safari. Crazy!
About me, myself
I grew up in the capital, on the suburb on capital hill. From that high on capital hill I could watch over my kingdom and my people. The people became restless and wanted more lands, so I moved to expand the king land south. There was only sea. Then there was land and settled mother land I call her mom Christchurch. RZA and GZA and Hello Kitty the cute chinese cat from japan helped me with her final touches. This is a picture of my home in capital hill. The funny story is that the architect forgot his ruler that day. He only had a protractor so made it that way round.
Most memorable moment
My most memorable moment was when Kate Middleton woke prince william up and she said to him honey lips it is time for the baby to come out of me now. So william put all of her clothes in to a plastic bag and they both got a taxi to the hospital. When the baby was being born it was a really lovely moment because everything went in slow motion for me.
Most sad moment
My most sad moment was when the pope changed his mind on baby jesus. He stood in front of the whole world and said "I have changed my mind it's not for me". It made me sad because no pope has ever done that before. The pope is meant to be until he is died from all the fan mail he has to open everyday and his bones have worn down. I cried for one week from his poor choices.
Most scary moment
My most scary moment was when earth found out that there was an alien spceies called the Kaijus. They rose up from an interdimensional portal on the Pacific rimjob floor and tried to take us over backwards. But we are to smart and we built Transformers to kill all there babies so that there race became extinct. Optimus Prime led the attack and cried "today we are canceling the apocalypse and tomorrow we shall feast". This is me when me and Ironhide smashed the alien scum buckets.
Me, my work and Jesus
I'm studied for a maximum of four years in higher up education. Now I get to hack government routers all day. All router codes are written with back doors for architectural flow. Sometimes when I work it's beautiful, it's like Jesus is looking me over.
Favorite movie
My favorite screen play of all time would have to be a clockwork orange. Closely followed by a clockwork orange the directors cut and a clockwork orange 3-D. Below is a picture of when I went to comic con.
Favorite movie quote
My favorite movie quote is when Iron Man looked at Green Goblin and said "hey you! try my palm on for size". Then Iron Man blasted Green Latin with his palm laser and his head blew up.
